March 2008
54 posts
I don’t give orders, I convince people. I am accused of talking too much because...
– Fidel Castro
My creativity is directly proportional to the amount of coffee I drink.
It is impossible to establish a world order based on force.
– Fidel Castro
I wish Woody Allen had a blog.
I partied at the Royal Oak in Williamsburg last night with my life-long-friends also known as Finger on the Pulse. They know how to throw an awesome dance party.
How to Make Animated Gifs →
Even though I design and code websites for money, I didn’t know how to do this.
Was unable to work today. So I just did marketing.
– Jeffrey Zeldman
I support dreamers
– My Dad
Eric: When do you think oversized sunglasses will be a fad that has passed?
me: dunno.
Eric: Because I can't wait for that to happen.
I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I’ve sure woke up with a few
– Warren Buffett
I met a great girl tonight.
I don’t like the concept of expensive Mexican food.
Jeff: I thought about dressing up as Bear Stearns. Wearing a bear costume and handing out cheap mortgages.
Dave: What did you end up going to the party as?
Jeff: A fat guy in a little coat.
I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
– Hunter S. Thompson (via tumbld)
A brgr shake tastes exactly like a Wendy’s frosty, but cost 6 times as much.
[redacted]: my internet keeps cutting out
[redacted]: i guess i cant complain
[redacted]: im stealing it
Jake and Amir are so funny.
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me: i tried to wake up at 9
me: but woke up at 2
Kim: lolol
Kim: is this normal????
me: i dont think so
Woody Allen was an auteur: he did his Thing, and that particular Thing was...
– Danger Mouse
The best stuff I’ve done took, the blueprint for it, the framework, was done in...
– Danger Mouse
My problem with creating in film, I thought there’s too many people to get your...
– Jack White
Danger Mouse and the White Stripes on Charlie Rose.
Gapingvoid: The Life of Writers →
I really like this article even though I’m not a writer.
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Nat: more likely than not, i'm going to be on 60 minutes
me: haha
Nat: seriously
me: i know
me: it's still funny
I don’t really follow William Hung. But the blunt question is, “Do I suck, and...
– Tay Zonday
Are the suburbs the next slums? →
This is a great article.
I dropped my iPhone 2 inches from the toilet bowl. Almost answering my question from January 8th.